i wonder if struggle is so engrained in our dna that if we don't find real struggle in life we just make it up

turkey isn't even that good

McDonald's slogan is "the McRib is back"

well thanksgiving is ruined there is no stuffing this ass is completely empty

next show & last one of 2018 which isn't a remarkable fact since time is a societal institution in which we all agree upon and nothing more. jk i don't kno that 100% but i kno this bill is str8 fire. bring a coat to keep those in need warm and get in for free!

a pretzel is a very underwhelming thing

when that young 20 year old is sporting a beard that looks older than he

next show at Cole's 1/5 with Head hallelujah

just bought rummikub and a racquet ball racket at 730 am off ebay i'm aging well

why do all my joints taste like blood now #murdermountain

proud of myself because i'm not as scared of ghosts as i was when i was younger

come to coles tonight and touch my butt

Giveaway: Next Sunday, our pals TheEveningAttraction are returning to Sleeping Village for a show with Modern Vices @lu_henny_, and we've got a pair of tickets for one lucky winner. Head here for more info: anchrmagazine.com/gigswedig/2019…

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pooping is my favorite form of procrastination

my favorite pastime is judging people on the contents of their shopping cart

waiting for a band called "skip intro" to surface. only a matter of time.

i definitely need to warm my computer up with some star trek before i start mixing

My top 10 tweets of the year A thread 👇