fish tube but fer pilsner to my basement

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RIP to all the money that I'll be spending on beer this weekend.

I don't just like it, I Joseph Gordon love it

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@HoutmanBraden quite nice actually haha #iseewereneighbours!?

THE MOUNTAIN VIEW COLTS ARE 2016 HJHL CHAMPIONS!!!

aaaand I'm dead..

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

Quick isn't that quick tonight

Hotdog sales must be through the roof with the Snapchat character... especially with the drunks of the world #deepthoughts #loaderthoughts

Don’t get me wrong, I love working and making money but I just want to get blackout drunk with my blackout friends

Me in Calgary: I'm cold Me anywhere else: I was born in skates and a Canada Goose. We have 3 seasons: winter, construction, patio. My parents are oil and gas. Our church is Cowboys draft night, ferda!! Christmas? Try again bud, it's called Stampede. I would DIE for the 2004 cup. x.com/StoppHannertim…

Hey Friday... yea it’s me, can you kindly hurry the fuck up! #holidays #daysoff #beenheretoolong #plantlife