he CLEARED him😭

Imagine you're the Kansas City Chiefs and all the refs were injured. That's what we had to deal with this season.

She looks like a yassified Hamburglar..??

The ADL to Elon:

This kid and his mom both look like they exist in the Despicable Me universe

The rodent boyfriend returns to Jeopardy next week

[fat depeche mode] your own...personal...pizza...

"McConnell has reportedly inked a $70 Million deal with Netflix to produce unscripted stair-falling content."

they should make a version of parent-teacher conferences for adults where your manager meets with your significant other

The left testicle is the more logical and analytical one. The right is the creative and artistic testicle.

BREAKING: 'The White Lotus' Season 4 to Take Place at the Embassy Suites in Naperville, IL

The nicest thing I'll say about Elon Musk is that he permanently cured my addiction to twitter

Explain this