World is 4000 years old. Dinosaurs were planted by god to confuse us

this has been the weirdest fucking year. two years, even. finality feels weird and ending on a good not feels so unlikely, it’s hard to comprehend. merry christmas i s’pose

holy fuck i think i’m getting targeted to join a cult

i don’t care if you’re french canadian just don’t do it around me

nobody talks about the romance of smoky skies

uber driver: hey have you ever heard of cocaine therapists

might sounds lame but: don’t make someone look bad for loving you

feelin like a centipede with 99 legs

accidentally macrodosed my microdose of lsd before my international flight

it’s usually way more fun to think a thought and follow it up by “that would make a good tweet” rather than actually tweet it… the tides… they shift

i will defend raisin bran until my dying breath

today for the first time, i looked in the mirror and saw an adult man where a boy used to stand

I quit drinking alcohol last year Since then: 1) My health is unchanged 2) My weight is the same 3) I have lost one of my joys in life

Society gaming fans, rejoice for I have a new real and true message. All music is deep state liberal propaganda besides My Chemical Romance. Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge and The Black Parade are two of the greatest albums ever. It is the will of Allah that we listen to it

ur in her dm’s i’m in her iud we are not the same

i wish my dentist praised me for sitting well like my tattoo artists