“Comparison is the thief of joy.”

Thank you for the memories John Isner ! Tough way to go out. But you will always be my favorite. #USOpen2023

“Back home, if a team was playing poorly, we don't call 'em unlucky. What do we call 'em, Coach? Coach Beard: New York Jets.” -Ted Lasso #NewYork_Jets

Chiefs would have won if Taylor was there #ChiefsVsEagles

Anyone else concerned that we might have just seen Acuna’s last full season in MLB? I don’t think it was wise of the #Braves to let him play in the off-season.

March Maddness has been good to me this year. #MarchMaddness

I love Alcaraz, he is my favorite player. That being said, Djokovic does not look like himself today. #Wimbledon2024

Can the USMNT have Jason Sudeikis coach them? Just for the Olympics and see how it goes? #USMNT #paris2024olympics #TedLasso

That was an absurd penalty that led to the PK. Morocco is clearly the better team but the score should be 0-0. We need better passing, faster transitions and more. It is going to be a hard one to win but it’s possible. #Paris2024Olympics #USA

I’m calling it. After Arica’s stare down last night, Harper hits 2 home runs and we lose tonight… #BravesCountry

Can somebody remind Oklahoma of Temple’s record the past 5 years?

Can somebody remind Kyle Pitts that he’s a Tight End? #Falcons

Unpopular opinion… I hate Lane Kiffin as much as anybody, but I think as of right now Ole Miss deserves the last playoff spot. #CFBPlayoff

Screw you Kirk Cousins. You already ruined the season for the Falcons. Now you’re going to try and ruin their offseason too?! #Falcons

It’s a shame he hasn’t been drafted yet. Maybe take your interviews seriously and don’t demand to play board games instead? #NFLDraft2025

At this point, I think the Eagles are just taking the best available Alabama or Georgia player. 😁 That’s how you win a Super Bowl. #NFLDraft2025 #GoDawgs

I really want to see an American man win Wimbledon again. I thought it might be Shelton but he’s not going to beat Sinner with this many unforced errors.. #Wimbledon2025

What exactly has Arch Manning done in college for everyone to think he’s so amazing and will be the #1 draft pick? #texasvsohiostate

Can someone teach the Falcons clock management please.

Hey Notre Dame, join a freaking conference!! Then you can whine about not making the playoffs!