Imaginate abrir los ojos y despertarte junto a esa mina mientras q el pov de ella es despertarse viendo a Donatello

Bet that’s fantastic mixed with a splash of Pepsi max 👌

de que quieres la pizza, 4 quesos o pepperoni? mi colega el tartamudo:

A cigarette and an AK. The peak male experience.

the horse does not concern himself with the era of agentic coding

a mamar los putos crios. que respeten a los mayores

ARREPIA 💚🦁

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

me and Claude after we took down prod together

anthropic killed this, anthropic killed that, why cant anthropic kill Microsoft Teams

🇵🇹 New data shows Portugal issued the highest number of residence permits in the EU, with 1.2 million granted in 2024 alone — more than 10% of its population. Adjusted for this surge, GDP per capita growth has averaged just 0.8% per year since 2019. Follow: Europa.com

when Claude already wrote like 3k lines of code and I notice an error on my prompt

Me adding “Cloud engineer” to my resume after launching an EC2 instance

“Los niños de hoy en día necesitan ver YouTube en el coche para no aburrirse” Yo con 7 años cuando mi gota de lluvia favorita perdía la carrera en la ventana:

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

If you use Claude in French it will refuse to work past 5pm