Only election I’d be interested in - CEO of the AFL. Candidates put forth their 4 year plans and we head to the polls. Example, Xavier Ellis. 1. No rule changes. 2. Cheaper beers. 3. Sauce for free with chips. 4. Greater focus on the country. 5. Grants for footy trips.

The AFL/7 Network can take the microphones off the umpires. We don’t need to hear the emotionless game now. Every 5 seconds you hear stand or hold. No interaction between players and umpires now so turn them off completely. Game has gone to the shit.

Rowey on FIVEaa after revealing AFL crowds are down 20 per cent in Adelaide.

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Caro: "James Hird is wrong and revisionist to say that the players were found innocent."

Caro: "James Hird is wrong to say we know nothing illegal was given to the players because he doesn't know what was given to the players."

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