Annoying now thankfully ex flatmate has abandoned a cat. That behavior significantly pisses me off and if I can create consequences for this I will.

Blimey nearly 80k login attempts on my portal last night but the idiot trying it obviously never heard of fail2ban.

There is a specific hell for people who keep trying to talk to someone with an open paperback in their hands.

Accidentally made a backpack extended range battery for my scooter. Every now and them adhd pays off in weird ways.

Alias kitten5 ="snack";

Neat made a bean and did a greater good. Do like it when that works like that.

[to be clear: this is not a threat] I'd really, really like to punch a certain member of parliament in the face. Hard

Parli tv is salty af today. Do like election years.

Lady, I'm trying to figure out how to feed 9 mammals for five days with $15. Donations are not in my basket right now.

If you have a problem being using as a climbing pole by kittens than you might want to not enter my house for a span.

Have you tried "Not being a complete asshole" ? It may help.

My dog's poop is gonna be glowing in the dark for a span, at least its gonna make dark walks easier to police.

The nootlings are Hella active today

Oops. I trained my dog to alert when I'm having a hypo which is great but annoying for anyone else in the house.

Today's unscheduled fault tolerance test brought to you by these three in the rack.

Right, testing something so - [email protected]

Fighting with a starling terminal right now. If a certian billionaire was in my physical reach right now he would not enjoy the experience

Well that's not good. Nearly every emergency service vehicle in the Hutt heading down Woburn road.

FUCKING ARAMEX.

Note to self give the dog a bath the day before I mow the lawn. My white dog is now green.