What happens when Godzilla and King Kong stop fighting and start learning to like each other?

The more the world opens up again the more I realize that I’ve completely forgotten how to socialize with people that aren’t my bathroom mirror.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the only way to settle any dispute is via jousting match. It’s efficient, definitive and bonus: pointy sticks.

Idea: The Kentucky Derby. But with armadillos.

Thinking about the time in kindergarten when my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I responded: “A Firetruck.”

Favorite milk?

I designate today as National Creature Day. Because I feel like it.

Seeing a lot of pictures of dinosaurs with feathers nowadays. 65 million years later and now you decide to be fancy? I don’t think so.

#EDM music actually stands for Eeek! Dangerous Marsupials music

My junk drawer is overflowing so I decided to take the drawer and toss it in my junk room with my other four junk drawers.

I don’t know why we stop using sippy cups past a certain age. My propensity to spill liquids on myself has been a lifetime affliction.

Starting a podcast called Creature Talk where I just read my Tweets in the voices of various different Secretaries of State. #podcasting

Bill

Haven’t posted in a couple years. What’d we miss?

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