Politicians

Did "children running through marijuana fields" not do as well in your focus group?

Retards love forging weapons their enemy eventually uses agains them.

Cowardly faceless people behind a keyboard advocating for mentally ill people to Martyr themselves. Go f*** yourself

I used to be nervous about whether I could ever get a 7 minute set together. Today I find myself editing the amount of butthole jokes I have down to 7 minutes. You could even say it's tight.

Just like your reporting, I'm sure 😉

Explaining to your son why you don't have anything to give him when you die

Yeah you're right I mean who could be so smart as to ever think of any instance where you would ever have to show your ID at the grocery store or gas station. Jesus christ, what was I ever thinking?

If "you're" going to correct my obviously casual use of "youre", you should at least use a comma and period in your reply.

People will say things like this but not do anything. Cowards.

When the average person is incapable of a real conversation the main narrative is formed by room temp iqs and being a contrarian is an obligation to society.

I have yet to see any proof that he was armed when he was shot. In fact it seemed like they got his gun before being shot.

Maybe I'm projecting x.com/search?q=from%…

Imagine being this mad at something so easily verifiable.

They're already making excuses for the mid terms.

The Democrats have tried tweeting and are all out of ideas.

Hey Attorney General Pamela Bondi THE DOW IS UNDER 50,000!!!!