JELEEL! FT JALEEL! 😳🇳🇬🔥

Groot in Nigeria.

When you try to lose weight, you avoid sugar, carbs, seed oils, do 24+ hour prolonged fasts, and go "Carnivore". When you want your dog to lose weight, you put less food in his bowl and walk him more.

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our 22 year old developer just slack messaged me with "yo bro"???!

VC reaches out to me to set up meeting... said VC then proceeds to ghost me. meh.

my mum is so cute… she still comes to my room to remind me to wake up before she leaves for work in the morning 😭

see you @ the top 🫡

Apple TV are incapable of making a bad show but they would rather die than let you know that it exists.

OpenAI's dev day updates instantly made Tab faster, cheaper, and significantly more powerful. AI startups should be focused on novel data ingestion products, rather than simply UI improvements. Context is the product.

time to return to being a web3 founder after pivoting to AI a couple months ago 🤣… #WAGMI

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GUN TO THE BACK OF YO HEAD NAME 1 NIGGA IN SOLO LEVELLING NOT NAMED SUNG JIN WOO

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i will never get how something as reckless and selfish as this doesn’t get given an appropriate sentence - she’ll probs be out before i dey 30

You give yourself palpitations because Twitter said if your girl is sleeping it means something else. Then you marry her and find out that is literally all she does. This girl has spent 80% of our marriage sleeping. Uses the other 20% to rewatch Rihanna’s Super Bowl performance

eating them after they’ve been in the fridge>>>>

Hardest ish I’ve heard this week 😭🔥they’re RAPPING rapping

I’ve had a handful of non-tech people ask me wtf is going on here, so I’ll try and explain the crazy drama currently transpiring in Tech/VC Twitter. This round started with this post.