Rules.

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Every meeting should have a designated live-tweeter & Instagrammer so the other people in the meeting know what's going on in the meeting.

I gotta stop bringing up finishing seasons of TV shows like it's an accomplishment.

Took me 24 hours to get rid of my hungover. I guess this is a sign of aging.

do you think someday people will look at uber like we look at hitchhiking? 'you mean they got in cars with strangers? anything cld happen!'

Me trying to flirt. x.com/TinaBQuotes/st…

Citizens of Earth. Bow to your new overlord.

If you’re upset with the idea of Apple pricing a new iPhone at $1000 and above, you must LOATHE, LOATHE, LOATHE Radio Shack.

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Happy birthday, baby.