Humans appear to have a compulsive urge to slide their hands along the body surface of other animals.

So important to watch this....

Excellent ways to use up your older bread....as is my delicious range of eggy bread sandwiches, of course! #reducefoodwaste #reducewaste #theeggybreadshed

An indulgent eggy bread treat ... smoked trout, horseradish and asparagus... inspired by some vol au vents with the same filling that I made for my christmas party! #70sflashback #volauvents #smokedtrout #asparagus #eggybread

I've grown a Worzel Gummidge hand and several other spare appendages at the allotment! #wonkyveg #allotment #whensalsifygoesbad

Gotta love a bunch of happy rescue hens enjoying a cabbage pinata! #freerange

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It's that time of year...the woods are full of beautiful onion-scented wild garlic and I've made my infamously pungent wild garlic pesto....phwoar! Tonight we have christened the spring with a cheddar rarebit and wild garlic pesto eggy bread sandwich #passmeamint #eggybread

More star-gazing opps to be had on 16.05.2020! #stars #skyatnight facebook.com/713467550/post…

Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody! ....and the chickens get the opening bars! #chickens #muppets #queen youtu.be/7aNhlDekJW4

Even rescue chucks are taking up the 2.6 challenge.... #lockdown #stayfit #staysafe

We all need to be a little more Jim at the moment #dancelikenooneiswatching #bustsomegroovesinnaature

The neighbour's chickens are going beserk with the bukerks this morning! #chickens #bukerk British Hen Welfare Trust

Please support Bradford's online marketplace and Bradford's indie sellers (replacing the Bradford Street Market during lockdown), every Thursday GirlOutofBradford #bradfordstreetmarket #bradfordindiesellers

I would absolutely loooove to be this guy! ...well, at least, another less feathered sailor! #chickens #sailing #sailingchicken #soloadventures sadanduseless.com/chicken-sailor/

The 'sn' in 'sneeze' is a historical hiccup. The original word was 'fnese', but someone in the Middle Ages mistook the f for the old form of s, ſ. Fneezing would be a much better sound match.

This is a piece about the language we’ve had to embrace this year. Also contains the word ‘apanthropy’: a dislike of society and a preference for solitude.

Now the Cacklefarty Bread Shed just doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?! #theeggybreadshed #eggs #eggybread Susie Dent

After watching David Attenborough's latest documentary #ExtinctionTheFacts and the BBC documentary #meatathreattoourplanet I am determined to do my absolute best to source sustainable ingredients, especially if/when I do use meat. A good guide here: google.com/amp/s/www.coun…

@Poke52220022 Division Order Susie Dent In Polish it is ‘paw’ where a is pronounced a and w is pronounced v, and we use it in a sentence ‘to swagger like a peacock’