We've got men covering all the exits #PoliceSquad

Get rid of VAR and put in VR. This is football!

Personally, I prefer wokerati to anti-growth coalition. Let's own this.

Vietnam draw USA in their first ever World Cup match. USA are expected to win, but, you never know

Sorry, what? youtu.be/AaXo0bjxJ-c

📺 📻 BBC shares Poet Laureate Simon Armitage’s poem, Transmission, to mark centenary #BBC100 Read more ➡️ bbc.in/3N2EhEP

Nothing against bankers… But they didn’t strike Nor would we miss them if they did And yet this Govt gifted them with a tax cut costing the treasury £7.3bn Seems fair.

Government sets ambitious new year's target of two prime ministers, 36 chancellors, 400 U-turns, 900 scandals and 1,200 strikes.

We all knew what the Tories’ endgame was for the NHS. It’s not like they’ve ever put any effort into hiding it. #NHSPrivatisation

It's not corruption if it's Britain!

One crook steps aside, another one steps forward. Nothing changes.

I've really enjoyed watching the adverts tonight. It's a shame that they keep making us watch an awards ceremony. It really detracts from all the capitalism #BRITs

Hi Twitter! I've just donated to the DEC Turkey-Syria Earthquake Appeal to help provide aid to people in desperate need. You can donate here if you'd like to join me! bit.ly/DECTurkey-Syri…

- Cigarette? - Yes, it is #PoliceSquad

Whoa! Wordle 822 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Danny Dyer on David Cameron youtu.be/-W77154J0-w?si…

Bring it on! Cracking out my GOMEZ t-shirt for #tshirtday BBC Radio 6 Music

These are my songs of 2023... including Bob Vylan Coach Party London Jacana People Antony Szmierek ELKKA Jungle Margaret Glaspy The Last Dinner Party Big Thief WILLIE J HEALEY mitski The Beatles Master Peace CVC open.spotify.com/playlist/2R5of…

Using some Windscribe VPN magic to enjoy the FA Cup final on holiday. Oh, the wonders of modern technology.