We’re ready.

Every single retail job I’ve ever had explicitly told us to not go after shoplifters so when you hear stories of someone harming a shoplifter where they work they’re not doing that “to protect the company” they’re doing that bc they want to harm someone

Who tf is he talking to? 🥴

Miss New York has this really funny TikTok series of heavens’ front desk receptionist and sometimes she breaks format and does sincere ones for people who have lost loved ones and they’re so touching

She’s mother always

every time I finish a load of dishes:

my anxiety gearing up for tonight’s episode 🥹🥹🥹🥹 #pumprules

Hard relate.

Hanging out with old friends who haven’t changed is one of the best feelings in the world. They bring out a part of you that you thought you outgrew because “life went on”. As we grow, we keep every age inside of us. Younger versions of yourself never truly disappear,

🐄

Seeing 250k in my bank account would be the experience

Honestly a good breakdown of the math here

"Is it hard for you to just ask for some help?" Me:

dunno about you guys but I’ve never had gay or trans people knock on my door to pass out propaganda pamphlets and evangelize me about their beliefs.

politicians rn:

Who will the VP be?