🎼🎼🎼 ITS LIKE RAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNN ON YOUR MILITARY PARADE! 🎼🎼🎼

Yeah! Back after my seven day ban! What did i miss? Oh. Everything.

Absolutely amazing night yesterday. Only just pieced my head back together. Mind. Blown. 🤯 Thanks so much for the tickets Kerrang! Radio we had an absolute blast!! Iron Maiden

"I didn't get where I am today without squirrelling my money offshore and buying a Britannia card to avoid paying tax on it, and pretending it was good for the poor."

I hear that The One Show is planning a celebration for the 40th birthday of Watchdog.

Israel gon be goin to bed without any supper if they don't start listening to daddy.

Dean our paperboy is thinking of joining Reform so he can run Dorset County Council. His policies? -No pattymouths in da hood -The yute all be given deng whips -All garms in council to be well nang innit -Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya -Smoke piff & get lit. God help us!🥺

Don't know who needs to hear this, but generally speaking, once kids realise that something makes dusty old farts really upset, they jump on it with abundant enthusiasm. You can't buy this kind of publicity.

Wake up! ⏰️ Global Sea Surface Temperatures might be even higher than the Eemian warm period, 125,000 years ago, when global sea levels were 5-10 meters higher than today.

Reason #987 of Why I Love Living in Manchester: it's a tropical paradise

It’s absurd that outrage is louder over an artist’s words than over civilians being killed while queuing for aid. theguardian.com/world/2025/jul…

Well, yes, but then again piracy was jolly lucrative

Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry. Its called weather. We have it in the UK for thousands of years. 👍

This entire family

No. I don't like them. Never have. Never will. Stop it. Don't like.

Cletorious Aretha Fry 13newsnow.com/article/news/w…