Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

39. Single. Alpha male. Wildly successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?

Merry Christmas to the Christian people. You people have accomplished so many amazing things since Jesus Christ passed away nearly 2000 years ago

Got my girl some beef jerky and front shots #YupImGoated #UrAFag

Skip Bayless, Clay Travis and Other Sports Knowers Are Actually Blaming Taylor Swift for Kansas City's Losing Streak: 'The Chiefs Yoko Ono' mediaite.com/sports/skip-ba…

sam hyde has just made all these people unemployable. holy shit #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

I'm The kind of guy that'll pick a fight w the sky if I dont like it's shade of blue

I will never stop fighting the Soviets

TRUMP: never on Epstein Island or in Epstein’s homes. FBI raid. 91 charges CLINTON: “liked his girls young” and visited Epstein Island many times. No FBI raid. 0 charges Are you paying attention?

(To friend whos developed a major drug problem) whats up man heard you been lettin it rip lately

romo: i hate football jim. always have. i wanted to be a dancer but my father forbid it. and my mother just watched silently as he crushed my dreams. oh i wouldve been the most graceful dancer youve ever seen jim nantz: mahomes doing a little dancing of his own in the pocket,

barista asked if i’d watched dune and i said oh yeah and she said she’d messed up making a flower and got shai hulud instead

People rooting for the Ravens in the AFC Championship:

I am calling on Joel Biden to fly the White House flag at half staff for the rest of the year

Our long national nightmare continues

I have been shaking with rage and punching the air all morning. We could have stopped this, and we did not x.com/sparksflyytv/s…