No pressure whatsoever but I am relying on you to singlehandedly save the multiplayer FPS genre

Every Democrat voted to ban Congressional stock trading, and every Republican but one voted no

The FF: First Steps Main Theme is sooooo good. It’s been stuck in my head all week!

$1B on an airplane none of us will ever fly on, and $200M for a ballroom none of us will ever dine in, but we can’t “afford” to feed hungry kids.

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties! May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

Gavin Newsome is a one man wrecking crew. This dude, single handedly, is daring Gregg Abbott. This dude, single handedly, is standing up to the pedophile… And he’s winning. Props Gavin Newsom 🤘

"Both parties are the same!" I hate you motherfuckers

People don’t realize how FUCKED gen beta is man lmao. Imagine growing up with no educational programming and all you got is fucking cocomelon and internet ai brainrot

Want your blood to boil? The average private sector American has 10-14 paid vacation days per year. Members of Congress have 98-105 vacation days per year paid for by private sector Americans. Totally unacceptable.

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

Doesn’t the Bible have something to say about phony showboats who make a big production of praying where everyone can see them?

The Walton family, that inherited half of Walmart’s stock and is now worth over $400 billion, should not be allowed to pay wages so low that their workers are forced to rely on food stamps to survive. And yet, Walmart is the largest employer of workers on food stamps in America.

Yes because MS 13 famously hangs out in the Home Depot parking lot looking for landscaping and construction work. 🙄

This post got 136k+ Likes in under 24 hours. Younger Americans say they have no future “They tell us to stop eating out and rents $2,000 a month. Oh, save for retirement, and yet you can barely save for next week. Go buy a house, every house is half a million dollars” “I'm not

Weirdest phenomenon of the 2024 election was probably the leftists who were convinced Trump was secretly more pro-Palestine than Kamala

TINY HANDS IS OUT HERE COPYING ME — BUT WITHOUT THE STAMINA (SAD), AND CERTAINLY WITHOUT THE “LOOKS.” TOTAL BETA! — GCN

In Trump’s America, costs keep going up, up, up!

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I

Your protest vote for Jill Stein and foolish stance to abolish Harris caused this