Man like Eddie holding it down for all us lot

What’s this Brexit thing about then?

Group chats have become blogs at this stage.

Can’t help but think that this meeting could have been an email.

Gutted!

Cockalorum (18th century): a strutting, self-important individual. (There’s also pavonise: to preen like a peacock).

The guy who plays number 6 for Osaka is in Burgess Park right now thank me later

Never mind being non-essential where have you even got fireworks at this point Peckham

Damn you targeted ads! How did you know?!

The Daily Mail thinks Germans use scientific language rather than war metaphors to describe coronavirus because they *lost the Second World War*

How many of our own beers are we holding right now?

More origins than I bargained for researching Spanish history.

Felicity Git

Imagine thinking “🇬🇧” is a holistic identity. The idea that flags are ostensibly 2D is surely all one needs to know.

I just misread a headline as ‘Prince Phillip Announces Death at Age 99’ and I was genuinely for a second like oh shit this isnt over

Redownloaded this shitty dumpsterfire app to tell both my parents and my brother that the squad did great, proud of most of them. But the English ‘crusaders’ coños with the laser pen booing Denmark anthem. Just because we’re physically repulsive doesn’t = repulsive behaviour. 😘