RUC officers from Clogher station with Sarah Primrose who lived on a farm off the beaten path in Mullaghfad, Co Tyrone. These officers kept an eye on her welfare especially in the winter. c2000. (©courtesy /Bobbie Hanvey)

Tried on a friend’s Crocs. Really comfy footwear. I’m a convert. Need to get a pair.

I was chatting with a septuagenarian last evening who for some reason was telling me how she never liked green Spangles. As a late quinquagenarian I was glad to be able to engage as I remember Spangles and shared my views on the Old English variety. I enjoyed our conversation.

I no longer care if you think this is wrong.

If you liked Twitter back in the good old days, follow this man.

Vauxhall Nova, hatchback, steel blue, mid 80s. Great motor.

I have a very talented niece.

Tennis? Cricket? No, not today. C’mon Tyrone!

But I want to be a hermit in old age. In fact I want to be a hermit in middle age.

Must stop daydreaming.

Perfect train journey reading material for a gentleman of a certain age ⁦The Oldie⁩

Anyone lost a shoe around Crouch End?

A young chap came up to me and asked if I might have a filter for a Rizla. I wonder what made him think I was the kinda guy to have such a thing.

Sea, ship and sky.

I can see why Turner liked Margate.

Aliens have landed.

The All Ireland Final or the Euros Final? Why not just watch both?

What’s this plant called?

FFS!

I’m expecting a big audience.