I’m just gonna say it: It’s fuckin terrifyin ta think of marriage as is, but with the way he’s described it, I’ve decided I’m never getting married. That’s pure horror.

Why in the hell would you be jealous?!

You are the personification of fire, a living Amazonian goddess, and the embodiment of my wildest dreams, and you’re jealous of your every day bombshell? I thought you were more logical than that.

I will burn every bra you own if you really think you need one of those ridiculous ones that put your boobs up on chin to compare yourself to her. I’d pick you over her in every way, any day, no questions. Like she’s gorgeous, but you’ve got that something else, not her.

I. Will. Burn. Them.

Then stop.

Okay. And? You’re the most incredible woman I know. So there.

Hello, 911? She trying to kill me.

You ever get the feeling people are talking about you?

Now I definitely think they’re talking about me.

I’m not making you nervous! I’m making you…never mind.

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Kiss me here

It doesn’t seem like they are.

You ever bit off more than you can chew?

A Bouquet or Fear (mentions Terrance McDandy) Read: tl.gd/n_1ss32cq

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We’re moving to a secluded mountain top that’s only accessible by helicopter. I’m tried of this shit.

Forgotten DNA {Another Chapter} “Happy anniversary!” The box is small, but the wrapping is (cont) twitlonger.com/show/nouomg