It’s bring your realistic looking airsoft gun to work day

Locking myself in a dark room with Afrobeat and a Czech Pilsner until my $2 powerball ticket ,inevitably destroys me as a person.

Russian Roulette - Grand Harvest with Jay Leno on FOX5 1:30e/12:30c

I-95 simulator: look left, look straight, look right. Wait 3 hours

happy new year

Sooooooo true

Yet another Biden accomplishment

‼️Leonard did NOT beat the fat allegations ‼️

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

Can’t believe Jeb! swept up at the conclave

I was just at the Cancun Hooters explaining to my close friend and confidant, Dmitry, that the 2012 Mayan Doomsday Prophecy did in fact manifest in Hillary Clinton’s Career Suicide at Benghazi. #neverforget #johnkrasinski