heavy is the head that wears the crown empty is the head that wears the cat ears

showing a photo of a healthy guy to my doctor like i’d show the barber a picture of a haircut

Today is my birthday! I'm apparently allowed to ask for some retweets on my artwork, which may make me feel better about posting on this dying website 🥳🎂🤡

The response working class people should have to “UPS drivers would make $170,000” is “Good.” That 170k includes benefits and pension money, which used to be the norm in union contracts and should be the floor of our demands. Your enemy is never another worker getting more.

rip dale gribble

A fun tip for beating the heat is to not set anything on fire

You may not like it, but the ideal male body is one with a vagina

don’t worry guys. the climate change hurricanes will put out the climate change fires.

queer person: *is sad* neil gaiman: *wakes up in a cold sweat at 4am* ah yes. it is all going according to plan.

book an appointment today

I don't want an "outsider." I don't want things to be "shaken up." I want a government of boring policy nerds doing their best to implement practical solutions and work towards the greater good. That's all, man. That's fucking all.

Folks, it's not a "teacher shortage." It's a shortage of jobs that treat educators with the dignity and pay they deserve.

god i love having mutuals who have interests entirely separate from mine. i pass them on the timeline and am always giving them a thumbs up. i don’t know that man but he is beautiful and tortured-looking and i hope you’re having the time of your life with him

Garby 🐱

Absolutely cruel to make me leave her and go to work

Jesus... #MyXAnniversary