The number of screenshots I’ve inadvertently taken while trying to snooze my alarm is astounding.

Ted lasso is fine. Firefly lane is whatever. And that other show everyone is taking about is… meh. Now #bluey …that’s the real deal. Gets me every time.

Went for a walk this morning. Thought about editing my novel and going to the log rolling tournament today. June is such a lovely month in the north.

The new spidey movie was great. My 6 year old loved the Brit punk Spider-Man “His voice sounds fun”

Any tips for starting an LLC? I’ve been considering it for my writing/music related stuff for tax purposes I guess. But wondering about pros and cons.

Never been to a show, but I’m a big swift fan :) hard not to be.

Happy Juneteenth!

Has the memoir lost some relevance with the advent of social media? Or gained? Or has it instead led to an influx of memoirs now that we are all familiar at sharing and documenting our lives? No opinion, just curious.

Any #writersoftwitter out there have any nervous tics when they write or edit? I pick my eyebrows. It’s annoying but it usually means I’m onto something good :) oh well… tell me I’m not alone :)

Time keeps rolling no matter how hard we push against it.

The bittern seems to have a significant ocular torticollis… or a superiorly displaced beak. #avianophthalmology #oculartorticollis #bittern

Remember the first time you ate beets and the next day you thought you were dying? Oh to be naive again.

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: cause I rolled through the stop sign? Officer: and why didn’t you stop? Me: cause the cheese store closes in 10 minutes? Officer: carry on.

Question for all the writers out there: are you a one project at a time person, or project hopper? More and more I seem to have two or three projects in different phases of writing. I currently feel like the ideas are coming quicker then I can write them.

Me: Ope, sorry. Them: No, you’re fine. Me: Thanks. Them: Yeah, sure. That’s feels like a pretty midwestern morning to me. Happy Thursday.

Quote of the day goes to my 6yo daughter: Her: dad, this is kinda an insult, but your hair feels like butter. Me: you mean it’s soft? Her: yeah. I like it. And your arms are kinda like… hard butter. Me: Awe. Thanks. That’s probably about as #dadbod as it gets.

Best email ever. Internal galley for the new book. #author #writerslife #newbook

Cmon now. Gotta get this internal galley proof done.

When you order used book and it comes to your local bookstore with your named in it and a Benjamin Percy autograph…. Talk about scary!

Coming out soon! A collection of dark fiction from Dead Bird Publishing with a story I’m super proud of. Maybe my first dive into the dark stuff. Co written with L.E. Schwaller