Try it without a gun, bitch.

Fancy a trip to the theatre next week? For only a tenner? Well... Get your hands on £10 RUSH TICKETS for #RSCTroilus and #RSCTamburlaine from midday today. You're welcome. 😉

Sir Harold Evans: "What's been forgotten, is how the war started - it started because of Nationalism." Probably the most profound and insightful comment you will hear today. #ArmisticeDay100

Toby Young was admitted to Oxford University despite failing to make the required grades, after his father, Lord Young, made a discreet phone call to a well-placed friend. You were saying something about privileged children, Toby?

Re Greta Thunberg - it appears that the older generation's plea for young people to be engaged in politics, extends only to those with whom they agree. Otherwise, you're in for a world of patronising, irrelevant, personal attacks.

I’m pleased Parliament has declared a #ClimateEmergency But words are cheap - we need urgent action So to be clear You can’t declare #climate emergency AND continue business as usual - fracking, building new runways, industrialised farming etc etc sluggerotoole.com/2019/05/01/uk-…

This wasn’t a dream.

INCREDIBLE 😳 One of the greatest knocks in the history of Test cricket. Ben Stokes, take a bow 👏👏👏 #Ashes

Matters arising 1/ Without Stokes' phenomenal bowling effort there was no game. 2/ The lbw controversy is a decoy : Aus lost because Lyon fucked up under pressure 3/ Please remember Kusal Perera's innings v SA 6 months ago when drawing comparisons 4/ Scars, Josh, scars ,eh.

Hahahaha boss this x.com/FreeMemesKids/…

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A reminder. Current British Prime minister made jokes about clearing away the bodies of dead Libyans (the Libyans they were apparently ‘saving’) to a laughing audience and we only know because the audio leaked. Always worth remembering how these man actually talk in private....

88% of Conservatives adverts are lies. 0% of The Labour Party ‘s. bbc.com/news/technolog…

Half of freelancers and self employed have already lost money. Rishi Sunak must listen to us and bring in a #UniversalBasicIncome to support those struggling to get by. screendaily.com/news/half-of-u…

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.

Worried that government doesn't seem to have sense of urgency needed to provide the right level of support for many desperate self-employed workers. Within next 48 hours at latest Government must produce proposals for self-employed like other workers to receive 80% of their wages

This was very special to do .. we all got quite emotional .. Bob was one of the greatest of men ......

Why we'll succeed in saving the planet from climate change. ✨💚🌱 nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2020/…