she banana on my gram til i split

I would argue that a banana is more conscious than Chat GPT

I would argue that a banana is more conscious than a dog

new Mitski album has actually changed my life

i will no longer be the prince of shame and secrets

“the deal” by mitski is the next “i know the end” by phoebe bridgers

life became simpler since i started eating apple cores

not the spotify AI taking me straight from charli XCX to cellophane by FKA twigs :(

my new hobby is drinking coffee after it’s been sitting out for a while

drunk, stumbling, cat-calling the moon

real vegans don’t eat mushrooms

students explaining pop-culture to professors is one of my biggest pet-peeves

you were red and you liked me because i was blue, but you touched me and suddenly i was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you

it's giving tuesday💁‍♀️💅🏻

in a long distance relationship with 574 Boston Ave

just because things CAN be motion-sensor, doesn’t mean they SHOULD be.

Amtrak™️ is a lesbian

bitches be so down bad that they’re referencing his mitzvah project