my dick is a “grower” in that it grows on you how small it is. you get used to how small it is and actually start to like that it’s small. it doesn’t grow to be big

I'm A VERY SICK LADY..I HAVE PARASITIC WORM INFECTIONS .CONSTIPATION S, HERNIA.FROM Leesa Scalise POISONED ME WITH CAT, DOG, PIGEONSHIT, Scalise SHIT,AJAX WITH BLEACH,but SATAN FUCKER HORNY DOG WAREWOLF FUCKER Leesa SCALISE ACCUSES ME ON THE STREET! forgive I got to show.I REST

This is me btw

Had a dream that I bought a frozen squirrel and ran it under hot water to unfreeze it and it came alive! What’s that one mean

If you zoom in on TS’s tuchus as one does you can see chainmail imprints on her skin

Desperately want to rewatch Alien Nation?

when i say i want to be swept away i mean i want to have sex with the brooms from fantasia

Microsoft making me suck a huge dick of an update this morning. 30 mins now completely clogged sucking and riding on this fucking update.

I am in dick sucking hell—a separate hell where you can either only or never suck dick depending on lifestyle

My race is Sylvanian

Beating my dick off of its hook at a picture of elon musk inventing comedy

Tranquil oil on canvas of future me upon the “hood” (space cars do not have need for a hood, much like biological xy male genitalia) of my open air vehicle on Mars dicking down my special edition SpaceX printed HogSucker®—an improvement upon the inferior Earth product Fleshlight®

Gootbye

I want to die.