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Your peace is gonna cost you people. Pay it.

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Boo-hoo Get up

at the club asking for ibuprofen

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

Oh I forgot, it’s summertime.

Peter Millar this, Johnnie O’s that. What ever happened to respecting horsepower?

can the witches tell me what to do with this full moon

Worst thing you can ever do is take a long break from the gym

My grandma said “keep $5 in your pocket just in case you see a cute girl and you can get her Iemonade” grandma these bxtches don’t want lemonade they want ChaneI bags 😩

this belongs in the crisis management hall of fame

"I'm just a girl" my homeboy lost the light in his eyes because of you 😭😭😭😭

Startup idea: Michelin Guide but just for tacos.

We’ve aged like fine wine. Minus Gilmore.

The real crime is this being $1500

he said YOU in a recession

Dudes be having the worst day of their life and still keep sending memes to their homies like nothing happened.