i may be in the corner non verbal but you’ll always get a 🤘out of me

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.

you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

my crocs got like 476,877 miles on it

if I see you post a crawfish boil on ur story, i’m 110% swiping up no cap fr

Mariah The Scientist at the NY Mets game ⚾️

I don’t go to Chili’s to play around. I go to Chili’s to be better than everyone else.

I’m like a fucking idiot

Aries season forever

I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING

why am i forced to file taxes after my birthday ?????

13th of the month 🎈

It’s officially my birthday weekend 🫶🏽

heard

ymao (yapping my ass off)

The eclipse better get some glasses to look at ME

'im a top' 'im a bottom' okay???? I'm a joker?? I'm a smoker??? I'm a midnight toker????

Going off the grid for a while