i hope they kill each other like beta fish

MONTOYA POR FAVOR

He’s going to kill drake live

I LOVE VACCINES, AUTISM, ABORTIONS, HOMOSEXUALS, SEX/GENDER CHANGES AND CRIME.

pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

Wishing this lad luck tonight.

Shagger

when cigarette smokers tell me the reason they like smoking isn't the addictive chemical high but the tactile pleasure of the act, the tranquility of the outdoors, the strangers they meet etc it feels like pavlov's dog telling me he eats because he likes the sound of the bell

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob

Honesty isn't aggressive - fucking bombs are

pope francis has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in about 3 days

Read the room

sometimes twink death is actually dilf rebirth

My son said to me today, "Daddy, I think Pope Francis is already in heaven because he was such good friends with Jesus." He's 22 and completely unemployable.

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

The marketing for this movie is crazy

counterpoint: if done properly, self checkout can make groceries a LOT cheaper

who’s the snowflake now you fucking loser