Dear Mr Sunak, On behalf of pretty much every doctor in the land, pretty much every person on a waiting list in the land, pretty much every sick person in the land, and increasingly most voters in the land...

Only #ManUnited...🤦🏼‍♀️

This is absolutely shocking. Unilever bosses should hang their heads in shame. I will #boycottUnilever products and be giving my money to companies who uphold their green pledges. #Unilever #plasticfree theguardian.com/business/2024/…

Unpopular opinion, but I don't think the #Eurovision entries this year were terribly good... and not enough quirky ones. For the first time in many years, I won't be staying up for the results. And I'm not staying up for the #NorthernLights either! #Sleep #BahHumbug

This makes me so cross. It's not our right to win. This year, there were 36 other countries who also wanted to win, and some have never won. We can have a great song...🧵(1/2) BBC News - Eurovision: What does the UK have to do to win? - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Brilliant 🤣

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Like clockwork…

the lionesses men’s team aren’t very good are they

Apparently the key to an #ElectionAllnighter is 4 naps of 20-30 mins strategically timed throughout the next 24 hours at 21:00 on Thursday, then 02:00, 06:00 and 14:00 on Friday. What are the chances of that actually happening/working?! #Elections2024

The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP Jordan Pickford has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧.

Just when you think Hannah Waddingham. must have reached the high point of her career presenting Eurovision, she sings a spine-tingling rendition of the national anthem with the Red Devils flying overhead at the start of the #BritishGP. Wow. Just Wow.

I didn't think I could love Ollie Watkins any more after he got a lot of FPL points for me last season...turns out I can #wondergoal #ENGNED

A combined 472 points in #FPL last season...and a combined brilliant and important goal last night...Thank you Ollie Watkins and Cole Palmer #England #ENGNED #EUROS2024

“You and I were in a Queue forever” #oasis #ticketmaster Retweet if you’re still in a queue 🤮

This is EXACTLY the conversation I could imagine having with my husband 🤣

My new favourite part of playing Fantasy Premier League with my teenage son is hearing his indignant exclamations about players he doesn't own who have scored. E.g. "Why has Trossard scored?!" and "Who on earth is Beleba?!" 🤣🤣🤣 #fpl #FPLCommunity #FPLPod

what the fuck

Seriously, people. Stop voting for Dean! #ImACeleb

Not good enough RunCzech. I've known since November last year that I couldn't run in the half marathon on April 5 and you finally release instructions on how to transfer bibs 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE RACE. SuperHalfs - this is not on when there are many runners desperate for places.