Me: “if I were going to kill you, it wouldn’t be with a butter knife.” @BWSheaffer: “yeah it would be.”

The D R A M A, our hostess straight up quit in the middle of a shift at brunch today. There was running. There were phone calls. There was panic.

Now that we’ve celebrated Juneteenth, it’s time to: - Pass reparations - End the War on Drugs - End voter suppression - End police violence - Fund housing - Fund education - Fund health care - Teach the truth about our history We need full liberation along with celebration.

There is nothing more gratifying than getting the "Haha" react from everyone in the friend group.

When I go within 50 feet of a Target, legally, my credit card should shut itself off.

this is my supervillain origin story

me: Halloween is soon my friends: It’s July me:

Remember to stay hydrated in this heat!

Currently tricking all of my friends into watching Girl Trash: All Night Long. I have no regrets.

“We need to make an internal cheese rhyme” - Dax Schaffer

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at

Dua Lipa watching the gays fight for their life over these tickets x.com/findurmeme/sta…

Sen. Durbin called yesterday's Supreme Court confirmation hearing "a testing ground for conspiracy theories and culture war theories." “These are not theories that are in the mainstream of America, but they have been presented here as such,” he said.

BREAKING: The Senate has voted 53 to 47 to confirm Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson as the 116th Supreme Court justice — securing her place as the first Black woman on the nation's high court. n.pr/3x6fSIy

My name is Stacey Abrams. I’m a daughter, sister, aunt, author, small business owner, tax attorney and public servant. Georgia deserves real leadership that will expand opportunity, not limit it. I’m running for governor to help every Georgian thrive.

A thread on things related to January 6th that you might have missed when Alito's draft opinion was mysteriously leaked to the press. 🧵

1. This will be a thread of corporations that plastered their social media accounts with rainbows for Pride Month ➕ How much those corporations donated to anti-LGBTQ politicians since 2021 Follow along if interested.

In a solo concurring opinion, Thomas says the court should reconsider rulings that protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

Roe. Miranda. Gun control. Church and State. All dismantled in a single week. The single worst week for civil rights and liberties in decades.