Humans creating a “slur” for robots in such a short amount of time should show you that humanity always was and always will be, terrible.

do you?

Happy whatever day of the week it is idk I’m still unemployed

I hate my birthstone man it just does NOT fit my vibe 😭

🎙️Everybody sing like it’s the last song you will ever sing🎶 Photos courtesy of 📸 instagram.com/danny.illionne… #karaoke #karaokekids #austintexas

> Discover photo booth > Hold camera at lens level > Crop photo > Never pay for photo booth again

I love contributing to the declining birth rate 🥰

🗣️MEN GO AWAY THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIRLS ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ What kinda underwear we wearing these days? I need an upgrade. Material? Cut?? Colors??? SETS???? Brands?!?!?

When you really want to sing Like a Virgin for karaoke but you fear you’ve watched The House Bunny too many times.

Why is everyone acting like Cracker Barrel is some S-tier restaurant? Their food was always mid to straight up bad quality 👀

Rage baiting myself by watching Prometheus because I want to watch the Alien timeline in chronological order even though I’ve seen it and I know I’m still going to be angry when it’s over and my opinion isn’t going to change.

My brain wanted to listen to Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant today. And that’s ALL we’ve listened to. Someone help me?

I feel genuine pity for people who have social media & smartphone addictions. A majority of people cannot wait in doctor’s offices, traffic jams, grocery store lines, or really just be alone with themselves for more than a few minutes these days. It’s so sad.

Often times you can catch me standing like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force ☹️