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Carter Siddall ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿง ๐Ÿš€

@cartersiddall

Iโ€™m in a commercial for Canada Post and havenโ€™t caught Covid yet. Represented by @agencyritter
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Today, Iโ€™m voting for Olivia Chow partly because Doug Ford and Pierre Poilievre donโ€™t want me to. The right wing had a good point. It turns out that doing something to piss off your ideological opposites can be a lot of fun!

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Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start the Fire (Lyric Video) youtu.be/2LkVKCWL0U4 This is a nice attempt, but Joelโ€™s original is superior because it went through noteworthy events in chronological order. This update tosses 34 years of history into a blender and hits purรฉe.

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(2024) Assistant: โ€œSir, the AI says that instead of continuing to sell bathmats, we shouldโ€ฆ kill them all?โ€ CEO: (pulling gun from desk drawer) โ€œWell, it seems a little unorthodox, but who am I to argue?โ€

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I realize that art is subjective and everyone has their own opinion, but if you prefer โ€œIndiana Jones and the Last Crusadeโ€ to โ€œRaiders of the Lost Arkโ€ thenโ€ฆ youโ€™re wrong. Youโ€™re just comparing seeing it in the theatre in โ€˜89 as opposed to first watching โ€œRaidersโ€ on VHS.

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"Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" is now on Netflix and is far better than it has any right to be. There's a cute scene during the end credits, but I was really hoping to see a group of people sitting around a table rolling dice. I would have screamed!

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Canadians: โ€œWeโ€™d like to alter the anthem from โ€˜Our home and native landโ€™ to โ€˜Our home ON native landโ€™ to address the countryโ€™s history of mistreatment towards indigenous people.โ€ Americans: โ€œโ€ฆthe rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air? ITโ€™S FINE! LEAVE IT ALONE!!โ€

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โ€œHave you felt this hard lump on the dogโ€™s back? I think we better make a vet appointment.โ€ โ€œItโ€™s okay, thatโ€™s where I spilled some BBQ sauce on him.โ€

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Extreme heat is here to stay. Weโ€™re all going to have to get a whole lot better looking if weโ€™re all going to be wearing a lot less.

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Artist: โ€œI hate that AI is copying my work.โ€ Environmentalist: โ€œI hate that the planet is on fire.โ€ Crypto Bro: โ€œI hate that we still have physical money.โ€

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trumpโ€™s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaireโ€”Elon Muskโ€”stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com