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Sir Herbert Oatcake

@carpenterdf

Official World Record Holder. Variously called 'local character', 'nutjob', and 'quiche eating terrorist sympathiser'. The Jack Dee of Dewatering.

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Red Roses surely? They are all excellent contenders but considering Chloe Kelly will probably win SPOTY then this seems a fair compromise bbc.co.uk/sport/articles…

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It's quite likely that part of the reason Clearly is performing so well at the moment is that he's finally getting lots of game time at a lower level and so proving himself. If we'd kept him he'd be getting similar minutes to Bostock and so wouldn't be developing as much #wba

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Win a copy of PS5 FC26 signed by Albion’s number 19 Aune Heggebø 🎮 To be in with a chance of winning, make sure you are following WBA Shop and retweet this post before Thu 1st Jan 23:59. Good Luck Baggies! 💙🤍

Win a copy of PS5 FC26 signed by Albion’s number 19 Aune Heggebø 🎮 

To be in with a chance of winning, make sure you are following <a href="/WBAShop/">WBA Shop</a> and retweet this post before Thu 1st Jan 23:59.   

Good Luck Baggies! 💙🤍
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I have watched this at least a dozen times and even ignoring my Albion bias it's a yellow at the absolute most. Even a yellow feels a bit harsh #wba

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Considering I've just been into Poundland in Reading and they have EASTER EGGS on sale I'm starting to think maybe the "Christmas is cancelled" weirdos have a point.....

Considering I've just been into <a href="/Poundland/">Poundland</a> in Reading and they have EASTER EGGS on sale I'm starting to think maybe the "Christmas is cancelled" weirdos have a point.....
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It wasn't a great tackle on Isak, and it's awful he's broken his leg, but the reaction of some Liverpool fans firmly solidifies their place as some of the most unhinged fans out there

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I just really miss when the internet was all #AddASausageToASong and you'd find out about it because so many people sausaged up their favourite tunes it was literally the top trend worldwide. The fess? I'm 37 but feel like I'm 80.

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I can only assume we've really pissed off some refereeing gods somewhere. Need to get Mason to pee in each corner of the pitch #wba

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Christmas has been good so I suppose it's only right that the Albion come along and do their best to add some misery to the festive season. What a load of shite. Again. At least the squad is younger, though. Silver linings and all that. #ffs #wba

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Sorry Nestor, but if you can’t see he needs sacking then you’re not fit for the role either. Writing the season off at the halfway point is fucking embarrassing. Sack him tonight, get a new manager in, use the loan market and at least try to push for the playoffs. #WBA

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Controversial maybe, but I think the xmas Special of The Good Life is one of, if not, the best xmas Special of a sitcom. It just reinforces that ultimately Christmas is about being with those you love and being as silly and childish as possible instead of overawed by capitalism

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The conspiracy theorist in me is starting to think we have a deal agreed with someone to sell JG to at the start of January and don't want to risk him getting injured....#wba

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Hive mind : Father in Law loves Lee Child / Jack Reacher books. We want to get him something similar but by a different author for a birthday gift in January. Any suggestions? Not James Patterson or Harlan Cobern as we suspect he's probably read some of those too