Dow is up today

"This is the cornerstone of our investment philosophy: Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase be so attractive that even a fair sale gives good results." - Warren Buffett

Leonard Cohen Bob Dylan Paul Simon George Gershwin

Oilfield Rando Spiderman 3. Not just a great film, but it is the greatest superhero film ever.

"If on reading side effects may include; Mind expansion, increased levels of curiosity, irrational hatred of noise, loss of sleep, having more interesting conversations, finding others boring, and quoting trivia to people you've just met."

Today's Tariffs, good for American consumers ?

Sell cheap shit from China, and now you have to face the consequences.

Green green go away, come again another day!

"See how reading can help you today."

"Yes, Donaldson, you have mastered the ancient art of the deal."

There was a guy in the 1800s who decided to eat "his way through the animal kingdom". He rated moles and flies the worst and regularly served guest ostrich. He also ate the heart of King Louis XIV.

Imagine being Alex Jones and being right about everything for the past 30 years. And all people remember you for is calling the frogs gay (which was also true).

"Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago."

Paul They're mostly immigrants anyway.

So I heard the 40 year old "men" that wear Star Wars shirts are really, really upset that they couldn't pre-order their children's toy last night. Poor soylennial, all it wanted was a big chungus Nintendo Switch 2.

What they say: "We need to protect the environment." What they mean:

BREAKING: Isreal, Iran still exist.

BREAKING: A nuclear war between India and Pakistan has not broken out. Mumbai, Islamabad, Karachi, and New Delhi all still exist.