I made the mistake of assuming that my friends understood me well enough to not let one word that I said while drunk change their entire perception of who I am

I hope ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ is having a good day !

There’s a sandwich sized hole in my heart

You will begin to cough in 7 days

I wish a piano would fall on me while walking down the street

I heard that it’s 5x5 friday

If there’s ever a zombie apocalypse Imma jus stand there and pull my pussy out #EatAway

The best part about renting is getting to pour cooking oil down the drain

Nothing to smile about in my life…

Dopeeee

I’m having some serious sandwich withdrawals….

I have got to start collecting cookie jars

Snapchat me that kitty 😻

Going thru my notes app