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Ted Nyman (@tnm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

just met an engineering team that fired their manager after installing a slack bot that asks "so how we looking on the project guys" every 124 minutes

Matthew Battle (@librab103) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is fine people. Did you hear about Tesla's new human operated taxi service they started in San Fran or how they expanded their coverage in Austin? Trillion dollar market right there!

Zachary Foster (@_zachfoster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In 1937, the leader of the Zionist movement in Europe, Chaim Weizmann, described most Jews of Europe as "the dust on the wheels of history" since they lacked culture & thus were not wanted by the Zionist movement in Palestine: "We don't want our Tel Aviv to become another

In 1937, the leader of the Zionist movement in Europe, Chaim Weizmann, described most Jews of Europe as "the dust on the wheels of history" since they lacked culture & thus were not wanted by the Zionist movement in Palestine:

"We don't want our Tel Aviv to become another
Harrison H. Smith ✞ (@harrisonhsmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bethlehem, Jesus' birthplace, was under Muslim rule for nearly 1200 years from 637-1947. During that time, the Christian population never went below 85%. In the 77 years since Israel was founded, that has dropped to just 10% Mike Johnson is working with Israel to make it 0%

Bethlehem, Jesus' birthplace, was under Muslim rule for nearly 1200 years from 637-1947.

During that time, the Christian population never went below 85%.

In the 77 years since Israel was founded, that has dropped to just 10%

Mike Johnson is working with Israel to make it 0%
Ruth (@up_ruth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Woody Allen complaining about the food at Jeffrey Epstein's parties is so fucking funny to me. Like you're with the secret society of evil and you're not even having any fun

Devon Watson (@drwatsonsa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Andrew Cuomo Zohran hasn’t pledged support for the Ugandan state, but you have pledged total support for Israel’s genocide in Gaza. Why on earth would you try and make this election a referendum on human rights when it cost you the primary?

Laura Miers (@lauramiers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Church of the Almighty Pit Bull I’ve noticed these articles are over. I collected 3 years of these headlines in the below thread, but media no longer asks these questions. It’s simply normal and not even noteworthy.

James Medlock (@jdcmedlock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These people can only conceive of win-lose situations, and so they forgo win-win arrangements in favor of lose-lose arrangements

Kelly (@broadwaybabyto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

RFK Jr slashed 500 million in mRNA research funding. There were many promising cancer vaccines & treatments under the mRNA programs… including a pancreatic cancer vaccine. Pancreatic cancer is one of the most lethal because it’s almost always found too late.

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just to be clear, if a celebrity uses "great jeans" as a pun in a commercial, they can wave it off as market forces selling jeans, but when the US Department of Defense uses the same pun, it's now a Nazi dog whistle that may very well become a DBQ in a future US History exam.

Just to be clear, if a celebrity uses "great jeans" as a pun in a commercial, they can wave it off as market forces selling jeans, but when the US Department of Defense uses the same pun, it's now a Nazi dog whistle that may very well become a DBQ in a future US History exam.