“We told the soldiers to fight against the bănd!ts that āttāck3d us in Oke Ode, but they said they hadn’t been given orders to engage. The soldiers were later withdrawn, and even the gŭns of local hunters were taken away.” — Resident of Oke Ode, Kwara State.

You might actually just genuinely like a guy and want to settle down with him whole time he’s thinking he has conquered you because he followed some dumb online teachings

If you believe there’s a calm quiet woman out there I just know it’s skill issue. When women love you they become charmingly silly around you and behave exactly like this because they’re free, they feel safe to be childlike in your sandbox.

They will take over the abandoned communities and rename them. That's their Jihad.

I grew up adoring Mahatma Gandhi. I don't know what bullshit they taught in school that influenced that adoration. Then, I picked up books. That guy was a racist piece of garbage - absolutely detested Africans. One of his life goals was to see a world where, he didn't mind

Me when I secure that job that will allow me to pay my bills and have money for fun:

Thankfully, I’m not that mom that will pretend to be strong when she’s ill… I have three men, all hands on deck please! All that “I didn’t see my mom fall sick, she was so strong” Omo, if I fall sick, yall are gon see me and care for me.

Have you ever read something like 5 times to be sure you’re not an illiterate?

Omo, still bring

Every two weeks for me. And it’s the reason I have so many side quests. 💀

Nigeria, a 65year old fool 🇳🇬

You are foolish

Those saying why did she go to his house? Oya now, this another person that he assaulted in her own house.

No matter where you move the “never” to in this sentence, it still makes sense. Try it.

Tell me something.

When is the baby dedication? 👀🌚

…and GOD remembered me 🥹❤️ MY TURN 😌

suddenly it’s October and I’m not 17 anymore. and I haven’t been 17 for a very long time.

“I bought myself shoes on your behalf” Words are combining that have never combined before. Are women even okay?

😭🤣🤣