this turned out to be a lie because jt turns out all of southern new mexico is essentially a VERY LOUD weapons testing facility

Colfax, Minnesota. 6x7🎞️

hope this email finds well

“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.

The thing is that God *does* play favorites. They're the poor, the widow, the orphan, and the stranger. The lonely, the downtrodden, the weak. Treat them wisely.

i hate to say it guys but we all need to get more Quaker right NOW !

it's so fun when you have a crush you know you will never ever do anything about it's like being a toddler hiding a bug in your hands or mouth

the meek inheriting the earth when

I live in a constant fear of the western descent towards fascism But I digress The Americans are winning in hockey The bird is free The alcohol is flowing There is much pain in the world but not in this room

tsa agent: if you have literature in translation, put it in a separate! bin! a startling portrait of innocence lost, put it in the bin! if it is, quite simply, beautiful, in the bin!

See what I mean. Tea

Literally if you’re not from Chicago, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, or Gary get out of the four major cities convo lol 😭

If adventures will not befall a young lady in her own village, she must seek them abroad.

The old world is dying and the new world is also dying. The recent world is dying and the distant past is also dying. The future is dying as well. The monsters? Yes they’re also dying.