Stop saying yes to stuff because the deadline or event date sounds far away.

How I published zero first-author papers during 2023: - All the data were already collected - 5 papers could have come from all that data - I read mostly manuscripts I am reviewing and student assignments - I write mostly emails

Proud to announce I am on the same track for 2024 🏆

In case anyone is unaware, cannabis’s schedule I status has never had anything to do with science. From a 2014 congressional hearing on the issue:

Summer 2024 🙏

Thrilled that our manuscript has been accepted by The Journal of Research in Personality. Using three culturally diverse samples, we predicted a range of outcomes from domains, facets, and nuances. Both within and among samples, nuances were most accurate.(1/2)

My deep sense of foreboding only deepens.

Never check your work email on a day off

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Shortening the “K99/R00 eligibility window … to the first 2 years of postdoctoral experience” is an absolutely fucking terrible idea for science, and for diversity of science. rfi.grants.nih.gov/?s=6660cc1aa12…

🚨Great news! This student has their travel visa in hand and is ready to relocate and start their program in August. The last MAJOR obstacle this student needs help with is relocation fees.

The costs associated with even *starting* grad school filter out so many gifted people. Please consider donating to help someone get their start in the field! Anything you can spare will help.

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In this newly published paper we took another step along the road to a developmentally informed expansion of HiTOP We used very big samples and very broad assessment to map a symptom-level model of the structure of psychopathology in youth! journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/21… 1/🧵

Louder for the people in the back: 1. A general factor of psychopathology wasn't supported in the data 2. Substance use was not attached to externalizing

1) Put off tasks until August 2) Arrive in August 3) Have a breakdown

Teaching a graduate seminar on addiction and week 2 starts with stigma and language. Reminder that Baumeister wrote this about addiction in 2 0 2 3

Don’t be deceived by pretty plots ❤️