Hey I can’t get into my old Twitter ( ashaustinmorris) I know bummer! So here’s my new one. I still won’t really use It. Ok love you.

I’m recording a comedy album. Would you like to come? It’s Sunday March 27th 9:30 pm love you newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/ashley-…

I lost my old account this is my new one I gave up following people after 7 and now It looks like I’m creepy and very into them.

I’m much better on Instagram: @ashaustinmorris

Leah Bonnema Aw thank YOU 💕

heyNY New York Comedy Club 8pm tonight mark normand MATT RUBY Gary Vider Damien Lemon Casey Balsham 10pm Todd Barry Alingon Mitra Ashley Austin Morris & more

You mean to tell me there was only one merchant in ALL of Venice ?!