Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

Not sure what his gamertag is but Jeffery Epstein had an Xbox Live account

Sean Martin Many people would tell you he'd be even better as Cavity Backed Brown

John DeMarsico when SNY “moved in a different creative direction” that didn’t allow him to pork his coworker’s daughter

I just got the new iPhone for the first time in like damn near 10 years (yes, actually, my last one had a home button) but it seems like these kinda just do the same exact thing as every other old phone Am I missing something or not really?

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Take them inside. #witb

Medieval peasants would have loved little fleece vests embossed with their lord's coat of arms.

Only time I ever seen ICE is when it’s on my neck and wrist 💯 🥶

the way i knew what he meant as soon as he sent that last text 😭

🚨🏹❌ #NEW — Michael Brennan details the reason for his DQ at the Farmers Insurance Open. Brennan says he violated the rules and informed the Tour after he sketched a few arrows in his yardage book from a diagram his course data analyst sent him. (Via: m.brennan22/IG)

These people 100% think they’re in a movie. It’s a performance. It’s all about their own egos and about imagining themselves as badass rebels fighting “the man.” In reality, they’re privileged little nerds who have zero relationships with working class or poor people and have no

I always knew a pedophile was behind micro transactions

Get these guys in charge of the next Ryder Cup chants, I do another 4 years of 7 nation army

bad news twin: time is flying good news: you the pilot twin u the fuckin pilot

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

Growing up, when Toyota Avalon was still the reigning car for young people who just made money. This childhood friend said when he starts making money he must drive that very car, regardless of what it takes and even if the car is no longer in vogue

The people’s champ

The worst part about going shopping with my toddler is the t-shirts he really wants with Winnie the Pooh and Spongebob on them are only sold in adult sizes, and all the kids shirts just say stuff like Future Activist or have a picture of Renee Good with the biggie smalls crown on