Why choose men when you could have this

Me and the bear I chose by being a stupid bitch on Twitter

Woman who chooses the bear because her risk assessment is fine but she’s into bestiality

Me reading Richard Hanania tweets

Someone was surprised at how nice and clean my apt was yesterday lol like yeah I’m 40 years old I don’t live in a punk house or something

How I see myself in the mirror vs how I really look

Tag someone who it’s over for and should give up

Sydney Sweeney and A24 studios come get your juice

disgusting lol

There’s a huge misconception among conservatives that the problem with our society is that it’s hedonistic and materialist. It’s neither: almost nobody is having any fun and almost nobody owns anything. You’re trying to fight battles that were resolved 100 years ago.

First they came for the attendees of the White House Correspondents Dinner, and I said nothing, because I hate those people

I wish I had a little shoppe that sold little knickknacks I brought from Mexico and Japan because I am passionate about textiles and ceramics

Sorry new episode link here patreon.com/posts/10317946…

Imagine using this iconic picture as a dunk on Trump

Finally figuring out what a Ponzi scheme is patreon.com/posts/103177840

There is so much anguish caused by people thinking “having boundaries” means “become increasingly frazzled and disappointed about not getting something you asked for.” No!!! Having a boundary means saying if you do ABC then I’ll do XYZ and then actually doing it.

The scene in 101 Dalmatians where Pongo is checking out all the dog/owner combos passing outside the window and all the owners look EXACTLY like their dogs is the realest shit ever — an acknowledgment of a deep and mysterious cosmic law