@juan_amayah
undocumented gang member
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calendar_today12-12-2009 03:26:09
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16 hours ago
Which ones yours
1 day ago
Someone was surprised at how nice and clean my apt was yesterday lol like yeah I’m 40 years old I don’t live in a punk house or something
Ok
2 days ago
Should I cancel my housewarming party 30 mins before it’s supposed to start?
3 days ago
I can only ever get one errand done then it’s time for bed
No enes at singers when I am
I live in constant fear of teenagers
I used to do this to my brother *bonk*
Picking my lower lip up off the floor
4 days ago
Sorry it took me 5 hours to respond to your texts I was staring at my phone
Are these jobs hiring in the room with us right now?
3 years ago
I have an idea for a drag act I would go by Dora the explorer and I’d screen footage at gay bars of me walking around New York City talking about its rich history and landmarks
People don’t have names like Soupy Sales or Red Buttons anymore
5 days ago
I want my tombstone to say “died from manifesting”
Every piece of clothing I’m wearing is oversized today because they’re all pieces I was too lazy to return in the mail so u know…making it work
6 days ago
Whenever I played with my action figures as a kid I'd make them be in relationships and have sex etc. Anyone else?
Watching National Geographic show with my coffee before starting my day is my version of going to the gym before work
1 week ago
I don’t count sheep or whatever I just keep repeating “why me?” till I fall asleep
Your throne, king
Saw someone who looked like and kinda dressed like me but had two kids 🤔