Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

There's no way you won't fall in love with someone if you talk constantly and consistently for a week

You see all those trophy jokes you’ve been running on Arsenal. Just wait. I’m a very patient man.

You and Romero when it mattered most.

Kitambo nikiwa primary nlkua nasema nikipata job ntakua nalala Hadi saa nne alafu naenda job natokea Hadi kama n saa Tano usiku ndio tu nilale...sahii 5 nakuanga chini

Today being Valentine’s day we only have one agenda, to RETWEET! Your rt counts pal🙏

12' | OBIEROOOO ⚪️ 1-0 ⚫️ #TRFC #SWA

Football is actually crazy. The one year Arsenal might finally win the league, their star boy has little to no impact on the title charge.

Took longer than expected but finally imefika. Fully funded scholarship for my masters!!! I'm literally crying.

I don't have much just 400 million in properties and cash and this piece of advice ,never sleep with women who come to you for help .

Remember to invest in your wardrobe when you have money. So that when times get rough, you can still step out looking great and feeling confident.

Your words stayed with us, 𝖫𝗒𝗇𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾🫶🏾. The gratitude, the faith, and that quiet promise to 'try again tomorrow.' To celebrate your journey, we’re gifting you and your son return flights to Mombasa and a two-night stay at @MombasabeachH. Here’s to finally feeling that

My phone is my greatest enemy dead or alive ever, and i hope one day it will be my greatest blessing. Inshallah.

Every Arsenal fan that sw0re they were “done” after the Wolves game still tuned in today like m a d😂😂. Don’t lie, you celebrated those goals like your whole life was on the l!ne. You can’t escape this club. This toxic relationship has all of us in a chokehold 😂😂❤️.

To, The drivers of Public Service Vehicles [Matatus], Our children have been released for mid-term break, Drive them well, Take care of them while on the roads, Bring them safely just the same way the teachers gave you, Don't allow them to mislead you into speeding the

when this comes to your timeline and you can’t donate, kindly just repost please

Some mad guy told the security guard outside parliament mnachunga nini na wezii washaingia😂!

Pro Tip: As you graduate, avoid including your partner in your graduation pictures. You’re welcome! ❤️

Two years from now, at this exact time, you’ll be standing in the places you used to dream about. Send this to yourself.