I can tell a lot about a person by their favorite shark on shark tank. The answer is Barbara. That’s it that’s the only answer.

I just wanna go to the casino w $10 and leave with $3.8M

just saw a girl crying and driving LMAAOOSAMESISTEROOO

so apparently pumas, mountain lions, and panthers are all the same animal and not three different ones

i hope u win the battle, u tell no one about

I’m most excited about my free Crumbl for my birthday tomorrow. This is turning 26

💝☠️😜🤪 looks like a good time to me

I simply know that no one in Gary, Indiana has gotten a ticket for being on their phone while driving. You must stay ALERT to avoid all the potholes 👮‍♀️

Just know i judge you passed on your favorite flavor of pop tart

This message is for my husband TolerTank : 😡😡😡🔪🔪🔪 that is all.

Today I learned that orca whale pods are ran by a matriarchy who does all the hunting and teaching of survival skills. Think the US government could learn a thing or two from orcas

I’m not asking for much just someone to send me $3k to pay off my credit card so i can get a good house loan

Packing up my apartment after living here for a year and a half to move to the church home built in 1905 I just bought with my husband. I love this life 🫶

What do i have to look forward to now that Miley Cyrus’ Used to Be Young mini series is over on Tik Tok?

- Me on thanksgiving going house hoppin 😂😭

This is very important

Spent the better part of 4 hours cleaning my main living areas and decorating for Christmas. I feel alive

I wish i could Amazon prime a pregnancy. When i was in middle school, they taught us that if you have unprotected sex one time you’ll get pregnant. Here i am a year later and I’m still not.

I will judge you based on your favorite type of pasta noodle