I am going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.

Nah fr. 7 rounds of interviews for a job and y’all don’t pick me? Yeah ok, I’m starting Monday REGARDLESS. Remind me where the expresso machine is again?

@isabelzawtun

investment bankers in the 90s vs. investment bankers in 2022

are you blocked by these accounts?

I’m at a family reunion today and 3 people have come up to me asking how my imaginary internet money is doing. I always just say “it’s down a little bit” even though it’s much, much, worse.

She sees the humor. Proceed.

YALL I JUST MET JACK DORSEY BUT I DIDNT HAVE A PEN OR PAPER SO HE SIGNED MY NOTES APP

While some age like a fine wine I’m here aging like milk in a sippy cup forgotten under the couch.

I just told my daughter that when I was a kid our tv only had 4 channels and she rolled her eyes and said, “oK, mOm. wHaTeVeR,” and now I’m starting to wonder if maybe my father DID walk to school uphill both ways.

bird law

Before you judge some one, remember that you have no idea what they are struggling with. I, for example, am in the midst of a centuries long struggle with a bog witch for the ruby pendant which will free my one true love. Ya just never know.

The Danger of Minimalist Design (& the death of detail) A short thread...

So unrealistic, completely takes me out of the experience

the prophecy has been fulfilled

Nature Is Amazing 🏝️

If the earth is flat, explain how my life has been going downhill constantly.

Kind of like some games in the Metaverse today lol