This is Joby. He's dedicated to the pursuit of higher education. Does not know what class this is, but he's dedicated to it. 12/10

alone out here

I’ll never forgive the world for letting Blade Runner 2049 flop

I get a lot of graduation announcements this time each year (which is a specific and important joy in my life) so I was initially quite confused when I opened up this one. Thanks, Joe.

the plan

me hearing the ufo news

Me realising it’s already august and I’ve procrastinated for too long

Well this gorgeous thing arrived in the mail yesterday unexpectedly. Paul, Lori, & I are very proud of Supreme Bias. Expect a full thread on our main contributions soon, but on this busy day, we’ll just enjoy the beauty (pink spine!). Purchase in Oct! sup.org/books/title/?i…

He is now Dr. Matt Baker! Congrats to Matt on today's successful Ph.D. dissertation defense and his wonderful graduate career at UGA Department of Political Science UGA! Very proud! (w/ @gsheag, @HazeltonPhDJD, @robertfcarlos, & Susan Haire)

‘School lunch debt’ is a term so absurd that it shouldn’t even exist. That’s why I’m proud to introduce a bill to CANCEL the nation’s student meal debt and stop humiliating kids and penalizing hunger. fox43.com/article/life/f…

Me last night: tomorrow, I’m gonna be super productive and get all my tasks done that I’ve been putting off Me today at 9.30am:

-the temps are dropping -the archery is archerying -the football is footballing -the fatty bears are fatty bear-ing -the chonky squirrels are CHONKERING -the 12 foot skeletons are 12 foot skeleton-ing October, you’re a BEAUTIFUL thing 😭🙏🧎‍♀️🍁

how i feel when i’m in bed at 11 instead of 2

Congrats to 128 Grazer, our 2023 #FatBearWeek champion! 🥳 Though unaware of her title in this imaginary contest, her success is real! For bears, fat = success, & she's set up well for winter. We had a record-shattering 1,382,783 votes! There's so much love for our bears! ❤️

These discussions are good and it’s clear why Scorsese hired him as a consultant