(Adj. of The Week) Sesquipedalian: characterized by long words; long-winded.

Something you do NOT need to distance yourself from: that third cup of coffee on this fine Friday.

A picture is worth a lot more than a thousand words these days. In fact, it can be worth up to 25k big ones. The Whalebone Magazine photo contest presented by B&H Photo Video is your chance to turn those candids into some coin. 5 categories. $5 entries. Plenty-o-cash to be won. Link in bio.

(Adj. of The Week) Cosmic: relating to the universe or cosmos; inconceivably vast. #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

Introducing the 3MPire® Lord Vader Respirator Mask (1977-EP4). Rated N95 from the Galactic Empire Office of Safety and Health (GEOSH), the Lord Vader Respirator Mask is forged from genuine Dark Side Alchemy and collective hatred. #MayTheFourthBeWithYou 3M

(Adj. of The Week) Laconic: brief and matter-of-fact in speech; terse.

When that afternoon cold brew finally hits your lips:

We recently assembled an upbeat list of downtime activities to break the week. As it so happens, we also constructed a 1,000-piece puzzle of mind-melting madness in an effort to break the weak. Both of which can be discovered by somersaulting to the link in our bio.

Account teams watching their lives flash before their eyes as Slack flickers in and out on a Monday morning:

What is the most underrated awesomely bad horror film of all time?

Describe your relationship with Zoom calls in five words or less.

Jubilant. Beaming. Ablaze. There are many ways we could go about sharing how incredibly honored we are to have been included in the Inc. 5,000 for 2020. Seeing as we don't have 5,000 characters to work with, we'll just stick with an old-fashioned "Cheers."

A yearly reminder that scotch serves as a fantastic source of warmth during the winter months.

If you or someone you know purchased a hardcover or spiral-bound planner for the year 2020, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

It's been a long time coming... seven years, to be exact. The undying loyalty and quip appreciation shan't be forgotten. Here's hoping 2021 is filled with clever tweets and savvy GIF responses. #MyTwitterAnniversary

"Adjective & Co. should really win Best Places to Work! —Our Intern” — Ad Age

The The Cummer Museum of Art & Gardens felt that the Jacksonville community needed a break from all the conference calls and pajama pants. We agreed. From relaxing afternoons in the garden to outfitting family art nights, The Cummer has created safe, accessible ways to fill our weeks.

You know the drill.

"Let's make it a four-day weekend." - Slack